The Onion Continues Peerless Dominance of Media Landscape with Launch of Ultimate Online Platform, Onion Social

The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, announced today that it had recruited Silicon Valley’s top minds to launch its first-ever digital networking platform, Onion Social. Rather than allow 2.2 billion spineless, slobbering idiots to continue debasing themselves on morally perverse technologies such as Facebook and…

The Onion Continues Pursuit of Justice and Truth with Launch of First Podcast Series 'A Very Fatal Murder'

The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, today announced it is continuing its pursuit of justice and truth with the release of its very first podcast, “A Very Fatal Murder.” In its 262-year history, The Onion has conquered every platform in its path across print and digital news media. Now, with a six-episode season…